Kaplan and Tennille

Anne Hathaway visits “Inside The Actor’s Studio” and answers the questionnaire inspired by Bernard Pivot.

James Lipton: What is your favorite word?
Anne Hathaway: Pupusa.

JL: What is your least favorite word?
AH: PrincessDiaries.

JL: What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
AH: Burning Lavender.

JL: What turns you off?
AH: The Encyclopedia Britannica, just really authoritative. 

JL: What is your favorite curse word?
AH: Yikes.

JL: What sound or noise do you love?
AH: Anything truthful.

JL: What sound or noise do you hate?
AH: When “Action” is not whispered.

JL: What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
AH: Shepherd?

JL: What profession would you not like to do?
AH: Photographer. I love big cameras but I unfortunately hate dark rooms and darkrooms.

JL: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you when you arrive at the pearly gates?
AH: “Fresh pesto, Miss?” Haha.

Top 5 people I am jealous of

#1-#5: Louis Bullock (son of Sandra)

ran through the snow in my pajamas and slippers to turn in paper 15 mins past the deadline but then other people were running too and we all looked terrible and it was like hey you too have been up all night and also just spent 20 mins trying to get your printer to work and looking for that asshole page # key and now we’re frantically searching for the cafe entrance where our TA awaits us within this labyrinth of a university building, real life legends of the hidden temple, 20 page paper a small price to pay for the realization of one’s dreams

How to write a paper in 24 hours

1. Wait 19 hours and 33 minutes.

2. Begin.